Am now a D-bag apparently.

"bob and john" (bobandjohn) 01/28/2020 at 01:41 • Filed to: None

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AH, so THIS is what its like to be a douchebag.

I have a sudden want for a G-wagon. 5 inch lift and 22inch wheels with 35s on it just look so RIGHT.

Dont care how stupid and obnoxious it is. this is AWESOME. 

CB > bob and john 01/28/2020 at 02:09

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“Now”

RangerSmith > bob and john 01/28/2020 at 02:19

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1. Skip the lift and go straight for the G550 4x4²

2 . Feel better knowing you’re cleansed of douch- baggery: B ecause you bought the only G Wagon that your new instagram honey won’t get high centered on the speed bumps at the nearest S tarbucks/Golds gym .

Jarrett - [BRZ Boi] > CB 01/28/2020 at 06:28

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Milky > bob and john 01/28/2020 at 09:32

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18 s instead of 22s and it would become instantly cool. Too much room around the brakes anyways.

Nom De Plume > bob and john 01/28/2020 at 10:46

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You forgot to include a stop at the dealership for current model badging and implementable design cues present on the current top end model in your description of mods.

I too harbor a dream of taking a well broken in one of these, read CA vehicle with highway miles. Ripping the miles of wiring and every obtusely complicated system out of it. Basically turn it into a highly refined stripped down version of the original design with modern fuel injection and compressors on switches. Armor the undercarriage with recessed bolt field removable panels.

To all external appearances, t his with a newer body style and no badging whatsoever.  

bob and john > Milky 01/28/2020 at 12:02

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I do agree with that, but the AMG version would have bigger brakes behind it anyways :)

bob and john > RangerSmith 01/28/2020 at 12:04

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Nah, the 4x4^2 is like triple the price. and WAY too tall. and that rear bump er looks like ballsack if i’m honest with you.